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Think of the Children

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  • Release date: Coming soon
  • Developer: Jammed Up Studios
  • Publisher: Surprise Attack
  • Genre: Action
  • Languages: English
  • Features: Single-player, Local Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards
  • Requirements: View details
Think of the Children

Think of the Children

Jammed Up Studios
Requirements minimum
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 3.0 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 8800 or Radeon® HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 1500 MB available space
Requirements recomended
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Quad Core Intel or AMD
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia GTX 460 or Radeon® HD 5770, 1 GB of memory
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1500 MB available space
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Little Bobbys dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jens eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. Its just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.

Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.

Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail.

Multi-tasking mayhem

Theres never a dull moment when youve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.

Parenting is hard

To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time youll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, andideallyalive!

Nowhere is safe

The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.

All kinds of families welcome

Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? Its all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.



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